Undead and Unemployed

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101158824

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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Betsy Taylor, Queen of the undead, has snagged a dream job in a shoe store (just like a normal person!). But when vampires start getting killed off, Betsy enlists the help of the sexy vampire Sinclair. Now she's really treading dangerous ground-but this time in brand-new high heels.

Undead and Unpopular

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780425210291

Category: Fiction

Page: 257

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As her birthday approaches, vampire queen Betsy Taylor finds herself playing politics with a group of European vampires who have come to pay their respects and coping with her reluctant fiancâe Eric, who is trying to dodge wedding plans.

Undead and Unreturnable

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101158840

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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As if she needed yet another reason to shop, Queen of the Vampires Betsy Taylor is in the middle of planning the perfect wedding to drop-dead gorgeous vamp Eric Sinclair. And she’s not about to let little things like death and blood-drinking get in her way. But all is not bouquets and bridal showers—Betsy is plagued by ghosts who demand her help in rectifying their past mistakes, and a serial killer is on the loose. With his victims all being tall, blond women, Betsy fits the profile exactly…

Undead and Unappreciated

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101158807

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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Reluctant vampire queen Betsy Taylor may rule the topsy-turvy world of the undead, but now Betsy's discovered that she has a long-lost half-sister who's the devil's daughter--and destined to rule the underworld.

Undead and Unwed

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101158852

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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First Betsy Taylor loses her job, then she's killed in a car accident. But what really bites is that she can't seem to stay dead. And now her new friends have the ridiculous idea that Betsy is the prophesied vampire queen, and they want her help in overthrowing the most obnoxious power-hungry vampire in five centuries.

Undead and Unsure

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101600128

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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Vampire queen Betsy Taylor is back—and there’s going to be hell to pay… After her recent trip to hell, Betsy isn’t exactly sorry she killed the devil, even though it’s put her sister Laura in a damnable position: forced to assume the role of Satan—she may not have the training, but she sure looks great in red—and in charge of billions of souls now that she’s moved up in the world. Or is that down? But Betsy’s in an odd new situation as well—that of being a monarch suddenly in charge of all things earthbound, like her husband, Sinclair, who has gone from relieved to ecstatic to downright reckless now that he can tolerate sunlight. As if that wasn’t enough, Betsy and Sinclair’s adopted little BabyJon is finally starting to walk. And if the increasingly unpredictable toddler is anything like his extended family, precisely where he’s headed is anyone’s guess.

Undead and Undermined

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101516879

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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All-new in the New York Times bestselling drop-dead funny series. Vampire Queen Betsy Taylor thought she couldn't die. So what's she doing in the morgue? It could have something to do with a time- traveling trip she made, and a foe with a wicked agenda that could finally be the real death of Betsy-if she's not careful.

Undead and Unworthy

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780425221624

Category: Fiction

Page: 285

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Vampire Queen Betsy Taylor discovers that it is not all marital bliss in the suburbs as her husband, Sinclair, takes up reading "The Book of the Dead," and a pack of once-feral vampires decides to pay an unwelcome visit.

Dead Over Heels

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780425219416

Category: Fiction

Page: 277

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Three shories of paranormal romance feature vampire queen Betsy Taylor's honeymoon; a mermaid who rescues a modern-day pirate; and a werewolf who strives not to be the last of her pack to find a mate.

The Royal Treatment

A Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 0758252560

Category: Fiction

Page: 290

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The New York Times–bestselling author sweeps readers away to an alternate Alaska where kings and queens rule—and love can take most unexpected turns . . . In a world nearly identical to ours, except for the fact that Russia never sold Alaska to the United States, the eccentric Baranov family has a problem. The crown prince refuses to find a bride. And without a queen at his side, the kingdom of Alaska could fall into chaos. With no other choice, the Baranovs do the only thing possible in a situation like this: give a commoner a royal reeducation. Christina, Her Future Royal Highness or whatever, gets a crash course in how to be a princess-to-be, including, but not limited to: don’t tell jokes you picked up from guys on the fishing boat; stifle your burps; don’t ask for cocktail sauce with your oysters; always remember that the most important word in “royal family” is family; and never forget that falling in love is a whole lot easier than it looks . . . Queen of romance, snark, and wit MaryJanice Davidson gives readers a regal treat with this dazzling and delightfully wacky tale about a tough commoner and a stuck-up prince who discover that they are much more alike than they ever dreamed . . .

Dead and Loving It

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101207876

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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USA Today bestselling author MaryJanice Davidson has enchanted readers everywhere with her delicious blend of wicked humor, sizzling sex and a totally unique vision of vampires and werewolves. Now, in this collection of four sensual novellas, worlds collide when she brings her beloved Wyndham werewolves together with the vampires ruled by Undead Queen Betsy Taylor. In three of her most popular novellas, a Wyndham werewolf finds their perfect—sometimes reluctant!—mate, whether mortal or immortal. The collection culminates with the highly anticipated original story of feral vampire George the Fiend, as he meets the only female who can tame the beast within—a lovely werewolf. Filled with equal parts of spicy heat and laugh-out-loud moments, this collection will drive you wild with blood-pounding delight.

Undead and Unwelcome

A Queen Betsy Novel

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101060018

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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Suburban housewife and vampire queen Betsy Taylor makes an alarming discovery: her half-sister is truly the Devil's daughter, and she can't wait to raise hell.

Undead and Done

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698407253

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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Vampire Queen Betsy Taylor continues her rule in Hell in the scorchingly funny finale to the Undead series from New York Times bestselling author MaryJanice Davidson. It had been a well-kept secret for centuries, but now the existence of vampires is all over the news, thanks to Betsy Taylor’s half sister (and the frustrated former Antichrist), Laura. Life for the undead will never be the same, and it’s up to Betsy to do some damage control. But her interview on the local news doesn’t exactly put out the fire. It more or less pours kerosene on it. With all the added attention on supernatural beings, the werewolves are more than a little agitated (never a good thing) and demand that Betsy gets her interview skills, and her family, in order. And while things go from bad to worse in the world, Hell continues to be hell—especially when Betsy’s new parole program becomes about as complicated as you’d expect. With a PR team launching a vampire-friendly campaign, the devil at large and out to make trouble, and mermaids on hand to see who falls—and how hard—the end isn’t just near. It’s here. And if anyone knows how to go out with a bang, it’s the queen of Hell. From the Hardcover edition.

Undead and Unfinished

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Jove Publications

ISBN: 9780515149692

Category: Fiction

Page: 307

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Vampire Queen Betsy Taylor and her half-sister, Laura, pay a visit to Hell to help Laura embrace her dark heritage and make nice with her mother, Lucifer.

Fish Out of Water

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780515145496

Category: Fiction

Page: 280

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When the existence of the Undersea Folk is exposed to the public and a media feeding frenzy ensues, Fred the mermaid becomes their spokesperson and finds herself thinking about Thomas, the human marine biologist she had left behind. Original.

The Making of Zombie Wars

A Novel

Author: Aleksandar Hemon

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

ISBN: 0374712530

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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The seriously, seriously funny roller-coaster ride of sex and violence that Aleksandar Hemon has long promised Script idea #142: Aliens undercover as cabbies abduct the fiancée of the main character, who has to find a way to a remote planet to save her. Title: Love Trek. Script idea #185: Teenager discovers his girlfriend's beloved grandfather was a guard in a Nazi death camp. The boy's grandparents are survivors, but he's tantalizingly close to achieving deflowerment, so when a Nazi hunter arrives in town in pursuit of Grandpa, he has to distract him long enough to get laid. A riotous Holocaust comedy. Title: The Righteous Love. Script idea #196: Rock star high out of his mind freaks out during a show, runs offstage, and is lost in streets crowded with his hallucinations. The teenage fan who finds him keeps the rock star for himself for the night. Mishaps and adventures follow. This one could be a musical: Singin' in the Brain. Josh Levin is an aspiring screenwriter teaching ESL classes in Chicago. His laptop is full of ideas, but the only one to really take root is Zombie Wars. When Josh comes home to discover his landlord, an unhinged army vet, rifling through his dirty laundry, he decides to move in with his girlfriend, Kimmy. It's domestic bliss for a moment, but Josh becomes entangled with a student, a Bosnian woman named Ana, whose husband is jealous and violent. Disaster ensues, and as Josh's choices move from silly to profoundly absurd, The Making of Zombie Wars takes on real consequence.

Undead and Unforgiven

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698407245

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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“MaryJanice Davidson’s Undead series is laugh-out-loud funny.”—Heroes and Heartbreakers New York Times bestselling author MaryJanice Davidson is back. So is Betsy Taylor, “everyone’s favorite vampire queen” (Bitten by Books) and this time Betsy’s going viral… If Betsy Taylor has learned anything about ruling Hell it’s: 1) She can't do it alone, and 2) She doesn’t have to. She’s got the help of a devoted vampire king, a dateless zombie, an exhausted new mom, an unshowered cop, a bitchy ghost, a kindly dead priest, and her late stepmother (“Go Team Satan 2.0!”). But the latest major hurdle in her afterlife is so big she can’t even see it until it’s on YouTube. Betsy’s father and half sister Laura (a former Antichrist with a grudge) have teamed up, for what sinister purpose Betsy can't imagine. The former Antichrist didn't take kindly to getting what she wished for, and has decided that's entirely the fault of the vampire queen. What that means for Betsy is trouble (more than usual, even) and possible exposure to an unsuspecting world. Meanwhile Hell is having a deleterious effect on Betsy's friends ("I didn't think it was possible, but the damned are getting meaner."), the newly dead are confused about Hell's new rules ("A buddy system? Really?"), and the vampire king is trying to poach on Betsy's territory. Betsy loves her husband, but that's not the same as trusting him. Before long the king and queen of the vampires aren't speaking to each other, the mansion on Summit Avenue is a war zone, and Betsy's getting calls from a werewolf, a mermaid, and worst of all, her mother ("What do you mean you can't babysit?"). No one said life after death would be easy, but c'mon: this is ridiculous. From the Hardcover edition.

Narcissus in Chains

An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel

Author: Laurell K. Hamilton

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101146338

Category: Fiction

Page: 656

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In her tenth adventure, nothing can save vampire hunter Anita Blake from a twist of fate that draws her ever closer to the brink of humanity.

Undead and Unwary

Author: Maryjanice Davidson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0515153508

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

View: 4023

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Vampire queen Betsy Taylor returns in the outrageous new Undead novel from the New York Times bestselling author of Undead and Unsure. Even with Satan out of the picture and the Antichrist for a sister, Betsy Taylor has had a hard time maintaining "things below." It's not that she's been shirking her hellish obligations. It's just that her earthbound duties are so time-consuming--like a brand-new baby drama involving a pair of uncanny (okay, terrifying) toddler twins. And get this: Betsy's dad, once so very dead, has been spotted in downtown St. Paul. Now amid all this fire-and-brimstone jazz, Betsy's very own flesh and blood have even more surprises in store for the vampire queen. And jolt by jolt, Betsy is soon to discover that there's nothing as heartwarming as family. Yeah, like Hell.

Sleeping With The Fishes

Number 1 in series

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0349404690

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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A marine biologist, Fred knows what's in the water so chooses not to expose herself to those toxins. She's allergic to shellfish. The sea creatures she can communicate with won't do her bidding. She doesn't have long blonde hair or a perfect body. And she's definitely not perky! Fred's life is mostly spent trying to conceal her origins - and lately she's been trying to figure out just why there are weird levels of toxins in the local seawater. Then two strangers come into her life. Her new colleague is a sexy - if over-curious - hunk with a mermaid fixation. The other claims he is Artur, the high prince of the black seas - and Fred's rightful ruler!