Confessions of a Tinderella

Author: Rosy Edwards

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473518032

Category: Humor

Page: 384

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The laugh-out-loud true story of one girl's experience of life on Tinder. Rosy Edwards is the epitome of a contradictory twenty-something year old. She’s frugal when it comes to food shopping, but is willing to splash out on shampoo. She’s career minded, she just doesn’t know which career to have in mind right now. And although she’s happy being single, a part of her kind of wants a boyfriend. So after a few unsuccessful dates with friends of friends (read: being forced to date their shortest/dullest/oddest acquaintance), she put herself on Tinder, the app that has transformed the world of online dating. And she soon learns the unspoken rules the hard way: always reject a guy with black and white profile pics (he is ginger and/or ugly); is wearing a hat (bald); has a shot of his torso (moron) or is not standing beside anything scaleable (5”8 and under). And then there are the dates themselves. From a sky-high dinner date to a borderline drug bust in Chelsea, Rosy has experienced it all, swinging through her love life on the trapeze of Tinder. She falls for the wrong guys, ditches the nice ones, but can she finally find her happy ending. Brilliantly honest and hilariously funny, Rosy’s story shows us all that the key to a successful love life could just be a swipe away.

Single Dad on Top

Author: J. J. Knight

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781548482916

Category:

Page: 394

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A new single dad romantic comedy from the author of the USA Today bestselling single dad series Fight for Her I'm always on top. My penthouse. My corporate office above Manhattan. And, of course, the women in my life. Actually, I might choose any position. But make no mistake. I choose. I control. My life is mine. Which is why I'm not sure what the hell is going on when I open my front door and there's a baby stroller sitting in my private hall. The note on the infant simply says, "Do the DNA. She's yours." Well, damn. _____Full length (395 print pages, 72,000 words) standalone HEA. Contains all the crazy elements of a billionaire alpha male meets virgin next door for a fake marriage leading to a love affair -- all while laughing over his inability to understand baby basics!)

Saved by the Woodsman

Author: Eddie Cleveland

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781543060454

Category:

Page: 214

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I turned my back on society, walked off the grid and never looked back. So, why can't I let her go? Sawyer: Ashley represents everything I hate in society. A spoiled brat, a media princess, a woman who would rather record her life than live it. It's people like her that are responsible for the bullshit on the internet, bullshit that cost the lives of everyone I've ever loved. But one taste of her makes me question how I could ever live in a world without her in it. Ashley: Sawyer offers me nothing more than a hard body and a warm bed. He's just an escape from my humiliation and betrayal. He can never provide me the lifestyle that I worked so hard to obtain. Then why am I considering throwing away my fame and fans to hide away from the world that embraced me when no one else would?

Hot Mess

Bridget Jones for a new generation

Author: Lucy Vine

Publisher: Orion

ISBN: 140917221X

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 1353

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The eBook Number One bestseller The hottest book of the summer. A sassy, laugh out loud beach read everyone is talking about ***** Hot Mess [n.] - someone attractive, who is often in disarray. Have you ever shown up to Sunday brunch still smelling of Saturday night? Chosen bed, Netflix and pizza over human contact? Stayed in your mould-ridden flat because it's cheap? Meet your spirit animal, Ellie Knight. Her life isn't turning out exactly as she planned. She hates her job, her friends are coupling up and settling down, and her flatmates are just plain weird. Some people might say she's a hot mess but who really has their sh*t together anyway? For fans of Fleabag and Girls, this is a fresh and funny coming-of-age story with a single-girl heroine that will speak to millennials everywhere. ***** 'The laugh-out-loud literary equivalent of Trainwreck-meets-Fleabag' Glamour 'A breath of fresh air, deftly subverting some of chick lit's biggest clichés' Stylist 'More lifestyle-affirming than Bridget Jones' Sarah Knight, author of The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck 'If you love dirty jokes, dating horror stories and hilarious dialogue, this book is for you' Emma Gannon, author and podcast host of Ctrl Alt Delete 'I laughed and sighed with recognition as I turned every page' Daisy Buchanan, author of How To Be a Grown-Up

Sofia Khan is Not Obliged

A heartwarming romantic comedy

Author: Ayisha Malik

Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

ISBN: 1785770047

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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The Muslim Bridget Jones - the hilarious romantic comedy from the writer behind Nadiya Hussain's bestselling The Secret Lives of the Amir Sisters. Sofia Khan is single once more, after her sort-of-boyfriend proves just a little too close to his parents. And she'd be happy that way too, if her boss hadn't asked her to write a book about the weird and wonderful world of Muslim dating. Of course, even though she definitely isn't looking for love, to write the book she does need to do a little research . . . 'Snort-Diet-Coke-out-of-your-nostrils funny . . . will resonate with any woman who's looking for love' Sarra Manning, author of It Felt Like a Kiss 'Funny and sparky . . . a smart and acerbic romcom . . . Read Ayisha Malik's book: it's huge fun.' Jenny Colgan

I Followed The Rules

Author: Joanna Bolouri

Publisher: Quercus

ISBN: 1623656885

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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Catriona Buchanan, a thirty-six-year-old journalist and single mother, lives a quiet life in Glasgow with her daughter Grace. Single for six years but for a handful of failed relationships with all the wrong men and a string of one-night stands, Cat decides she's had enough of her homegrown efforts to find love. Instead, she purchases the infamous dating bible The Ten Rules of Enticement, and vows to obey its advice to the letter and chronicle her experiences. The novel follows Cat as she tries to discount everything she thought she knew about the dating world in her quest to become the kind of woman men desire to be with. Eventually, as her efforts are rewarded and she nets not one but two viable new love interests, Cat must decide whether pretending to be someone she's not is worth the payoff of having a man in love with her for all the wrong reasons.

Tinder Fails

The Most WTF? Moments from the World's Favourite Dating App

Author: Tom Phillips

Publisher: Sphere

ISBN: 0751559741

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Online dating was supposed to make life easier, to help us bypass cheesy chat-up lines and avoid those awkward getting-to-know-you chats. But thanks to Tinder, the world's favourite dating app, you can now be horrified by lewd come-ons, cringe at incompetent smalltalk and wonder at what some people think passes for 'banter' in the comfort of your own home! Isn't technology great? Featuring some of the most awkward, embarrassing and outright insane Tinder conversations ever committed to smartphone, this is an essential - and entertaining - guide to how NOT to use Tinder.

How Not to Fall in Love, Actually

a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy

Author: Catherine Bennetto

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1471160017

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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A hilarious debut for all fans of Mhairi McFarlane and Lisa Owens. The perfect antidote for Valentine's Day! Life is 10% planning, 10% design and 80% totally winging it... Join Emma as she guides you through How Not to become accidentally knocked up at the age of 27, How Not to unceremoniously dump the father of your child, and then How Not to lose the job that (even though you hate it) is the only thing between you and being homeless... Hilarious and heart-warming, How Not to Fall in Love, Actually will make you laugh, make you cry, and will reassure you that perhaps your life is not that bad, actually... What people are saying about How Not to Fall in Love, Actually: ‘A charming, feel-good gem of a debut novel that’s guaranteed to leave you smiling… An honest narrative and a fresh voice to tell it… a great way to spend a lazy afternoon' CultureFly 'A phenomenal cast of characters and some real laugh out loud moments. Brilliant!' Heidi Swain, author of The Cherry Tree Cafe and Mince Pies and Mistletoe at the Christmas Market 'More bubbly than a big glass of champers and just as fun. How Not To Fall In Love, Actually is bright, breezy, and the perfect way to beat back the winter blues' Georgia Clark, author of The Regulars

That's What Women Do

A Feminist Manifesto

Author: Claire Simone

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781502531353

Category:

Page: 160

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I am a Feminist. Early on in life, I set off on a crusade against bullshit in general and misogyny in particular. Having to fight a constant battle wherever I go to carve my rightful place in the world, when the same place just falls onto men's laps at birth, riles me beyond words. But it has to be done. This is about my clumsy, lifelong attempt at tackling the thorny issue of my rights as a woman. From the perils of peeing like a boy, the absurdity of sweeping the patio with a hairless broom, to standing up for the right to not use my reproductive apparatus out of a sense of duty, you name it, I've done it (and it's a work in progress).

My Shitty Twenties

A Memoir

Author: Emily Morris

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781784630911

Category:

Page: N.A

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The baby's father's parting shot was "Enjoy your impending shitty, snotty, vomity twenties."When Emily Morris was 22 and half way through university, she found out she was pregnant. It felt like an alien invasion but her instincts took over and, despite being totally unmaternal, she found herself going ahead with the pregnancy.My Shitty Twenties is an award-winning memoir about being a single mum. Emily Morris started writing when her son was two and she needed to try to find something funny in a crap, banal day. Six years later, this is her story.

Blessed Betrayal

Author: Livia Grant

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781947559011

Category:

Page: N.A

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She wanted happily ever after. He thought he had it. Underneath the perfect exterior of Calista Bennett's marriage lay an ugly truth that threatens to drown her when she is betrayed. Across town, Nickolas Mikos isn't doing much better after his life is plunged into his new reality by his wife's lies. Life can change in the blink of an eye. Can Cali and Nick comfort each other's raw pain enough to allow for a second chance at happiness, or will their fears and anger prevent them from uncovering the blessing in the betrayal?

The List

Author: Joanna Bolouri

Publisher: Quercus

ISBN: 1623658705

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

View: 3942

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Longlisted for The Guardian's "Not the Booker" prize, The List is the hilarious debut novel from Scottish comedienne Joanna Bolouri. Phoebe Henderson may be single but she sure doesn't feel fabulous. It's been a year since she found her boyfriend Alex in bed with another woman, and wine-fueled nights of relationship analysis with her best friend Lucy have done nothing to improve her dating situation. Faced with another year without love, Phoebe confronts her fears and decides to forgo romantic love altogether. She comes up with The List: ten things she's always wanted to do in bed but has never had the courage to try. One year of pleasure, no strings attached. Simple, right? In a chaotic, embarrassing, exhilarating, and ultimately transformational year of self-discovery, Phoebe finds surprises, friendship, confidence, and even love, through good and bad sex.

Tuesday

Author: David Wiesner

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

ISBN: 0547860293

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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The unpredictable events of a particular Tuesday unroll before the reader with the precision and clarity of a silent movie. A Caldecott Medal book.